the last from good will hunting

Sean’s Office

WILL
You know, I was on this plane once. And I’m sitting there and uh…the captain gets on, he does his whole, you know, we’ll be cruisin’ at 35,000 feet. But then he puts the mic down n forgets to turn it off.

SEAN
mm-hmm.

WILL
And so he turns to the co-pilot n he’s like, “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of coffee.” So the stewardess fuckin’ goes bombin’ up from the back of the plane to tell him that the microphone’s still on. N this guy in the back of the plane is like, “Hey, hon, don’t forget the coffee!”

SEAN
You ever been on a plane?

WILL
No, but it’s a fuckin’ joke. It works better if I tell it in
the first person.

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