This reminds me of a joke.

This guy comes into a bar…
…walks to the bartender and says…
…” Bartender, I got a bet for you.
I’ll bet you $100 that I can piss…
…into that glass over there…
…and not spill a drop.”
The bartender looks at the glass.
It’s feet away.
He says…
…”You’re telling me
you’ll bet me $100 …
…that you can piss,
standing here…
…into that glass,
and not spill a single drop?”
Customer looks up and says:
“That’s right.”
Bartender says, “You’ve got a bet.”
The guy goes, “Okay, here we go.”
Pulls out his thing.
He’s thinking about the glass.
He’s thinking about the glass.
Thinking about his dick.
Dick, glass, dick, glass,
dick, glass, dick, glass.
Then he lets it rip.Screen shot 2014-05-30 at 10.24.34 PM

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He pisses all over the place.
He pisses on the bar.
He pisses on the stools,
on the floor, the phone.
On the bartender!
He’s pissing everywhere
except the fucking glass!
Bartender’s laughing.
He’s $100 richer. He’s like….
Piss dripping off his face.
He says, “You fucking idiot, man!
You got it in everything
except the glass!
You owe me $100 puta.”
Guy goes, ” Excuse me
just one little second.”
Goes in the back of the bar.
There’s a couple of guys
playing pool.
He walks over to them.
Comes back to the bar.
Goes, ” Here you go. $100.”
The bartender’s like….
“Why are you so happy?
You just lost $100 idiot!”
The guy says,
“See those guys there?
I just bet them $500 apiece…
…that I could piss on your bar…
…your floor, your phone,
and piss on you…
…and not only would you not
be mad about it…
…you’d be happy.”
That’s funny shit, huh?
“You’d be happy about it!”


Desperado
Robert Rodriguez – 1995

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