081 – modern day commandments

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I• thou shalt not picketh food off mineth plate after thou order’d a salad and claim’d to be full -especially mineth dess’rt


ΙΙ thou shalt not openeth thy shirt till thy belly button to reveal thy lion-like chest hair. i will be tempt’d to pulleth some out


ΙII thou shalt not crosseth the fucking road while looking the wrong fucking way


IV thou shalt not ruineth game of thrones episodes ‘r taunt me with them all day just because i’m not up to date with the latest episode


V thou shalt not eateth mineth food in the fridge – especially with the sticker that says ‘get thy owneth food fucker’


VI Thou shalt not add deodorant onto sweating skin and synthetic fiber, only then to stick your armpit under my nose on the metro Continue reading “081 – modern day commandments”

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